I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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