He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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