This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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