I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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