And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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