awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
