we're blogging at a bar
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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