Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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