Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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