Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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