If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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