i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Come see our sink grown plant.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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