so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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