I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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