Someone shit on the floor
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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