Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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