i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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