..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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