"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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