So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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