how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I looked at my own cervix.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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