I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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