I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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