i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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