No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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