I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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