I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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