Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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