Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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