If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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