If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
