i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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