And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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