I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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