4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Found your dick twin last night
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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