Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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