i just google imaged poop.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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