her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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