Your tits are I can't wait for
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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