Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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