I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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