Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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