I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
