so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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