I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
