I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It's just like the Real World with babies
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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