I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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