What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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