yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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