I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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