Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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