Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Non-Jews are for practice
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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