took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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